The Random Life of Snooks and no girlfriend (by choice)

(Yesterday 16:52 )Snooks Wrote:  Snooks has got two tower fans and a desk fan pointing directly at him on full blast.

Hillbilly air conditioning:

1. Buy a few 500 ml bottles of Coke
2. Drink Coke
3. Refill bottles with tap water
4. Put bottles in freezer
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: Wait
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5. Put frozen blocks of ice in your pockets
6. Thank me later

(Yesterday 16:52 )Snooks Wrote:  Snooks has got two tower fans and a desk fan pointing directly at him on full blast.
Thankfully due to not having a girlfriend Snooks has avoided unhelpful comments such as "all you're doing is blowing hot air around the room" and "these tower fans are cluttering up the living room".

End of update.

Things to take from this post.

1. Snooks got a blow job (of sorts) today.

2. Anyone downwind had a really bad day.

(Yesterday 16:52 )Snooks Wrote:  Today Snooks has been sweating his bollocks off with regular bouts of cursing about the fact that it's too f#ckng hot. Further such behaviour likely to ensue for the rest of the week as he tries to find room in the freezer to sleep.

Snooks has got two tower fans and a desk fan pointing directly at him on full blast.
Thankfully due to not having a girlfriend Snooks has avoided unhelpful comments such as "all you're doing is blowing hot air around the room" and "these tower fans are cluttering up the living room".

End of update.

Today wasn't hot no records broken heat starts on Tuesday maybe on wednesday records might be broken you clearly don't answer to anyone so why not go some where with air conditioning like betting shop you can also watch free sport in there

The reason you not got a girlfriend is because you got sweatey bollocks you new nick name is sweatey bollocks Snooks