Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means

'Don't just sit there and watch, come and get involved'

Translation: F#cking lazy freeloaders. All you ever do is bitch and moan on forums .

'Call me now, there is nobody on my line and you will get straight through'

Translation: This may or may not be true but even if you do get through I have a much more interesting conversation going on with my cameraman/woman/producer.
£2 per minute - ha ha. Loooooooooooooser