Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means

"Now is definitely the best time to call"
= Just as it was 5 minutes ago and as it will be in 3 hours time or next Tuesday or indeed any time at all

"Where are you all tonight guys?"
Translation: @#$%ing bunch of freeloaders

"If I don't get some calls soon the remainder/all of my clothes are going back on"
Translation: @#$%ing bunch of freeloaders

"Just going for a change of set guys"
Translation: Yeah I'm going to the bed set to piss off the freeloaders. @#$% ing freeloaders

"Not long left of me guys"
Thank God. Is it hometime yet?
@#$%ing freeloaders.

"And you can get me in any position you like doing anything you want"

Translation - As long it's lying on my tummy with a bored expression waggling my phone from time to time.

'I thought she was at her filthy best and had a good night'.

Means 'this babe has been criticized by most people i better stand up for her'

^^
also means "ill join the lets have a bash at rammyrascal gang"

(12-04-2015 20:11 )SteveHG Wrote:  "And you can get me in any position you like doing anything you want"

Translation - As long it's lying on my tummy with a bored expression waggling my phone from time to time.

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So funny but in a tragically true way .

Phrase - "I'm really horny tonight"

Translation - I'm really uncomfortable on this crap bed and I'm sure one of the other girls has pissed on the mattress.

> "I've got a really special surprise for you"

Translation - "Quickfire round"

> "I've pleaded with Mr.Producer to lower that price to 60p"

Translation - He's holding up a card saying there's no callers.

> "I'm one of the filthiest girls on Babestation"

Translation - ".......but not necessarily in these photos that were just taken tonight"

> "I'm only here for another 10 minutes"

Translation - "....and then you can switch to BS Extra where you'll have me for another hour and a half"

> "I've got a really special surprise for you"

Translation - "Im from Thailand"

> "Just going for a change of set guys"

Translation - "Really need a piss"

> "Where are you all tonight guys?"

Translation - "Is football on? Ill wear your clubs kit if you want. As long as its not red."

> "I've pleaded with Mr.Producer to lower that price to 60p"

Translation - "FFS ring, Im on a zero hours contract"

"To give everyone an equal chance of getting through we are putting up a 2 minute clock up on the screen, once it hits zero my phone will be logged in"

otherwise translated as..........

To push all the people already in the queue back into the menu system and further the chances of getting timed out before they even get through we are going to put up a two minute clock on screen which will mean absolutely bugger all as there is no guarantee my phone will be logged in after 2 minutes, 3 minutes or indeed 4 minutes depending on how much plugging of all the vids and pics I have been told by my producer I simply must plug to death'