Have you ever?

Yes, constatntly throughout my teens

Have you ever farted during a one minute silence? (yes i have, at Villa Park just after Bobby Moore died...i got booed )

No

Have you ever scored a hat trick in football?

(11-10-2010 01:23 )gazfc Wrote:  Have you ever had more than 7 wanks in one day

No, but a kid at school used to have set times when he'd go & knock one out in the bog.

Hat-trick, yep in my teens i was somewhat of a cross between Usain Bolt & young Robbie Fowler

Have you ever walked in to a glass window, I've done it in a music shop

Yes many of times, I've walked into all kinds of stuff


Have you every fell over infront of a stadium full of people

No

Have you ever tried to mimic a dog and lick your own nuts?

Probably when I was younger

Have you ever Used to ladies toilets because the gents was too busy

Yes lol i got the dirtiest look from some old dear in Tesco for that

Have you ever fallen asleep on a bus?

Yes, on the 11 route in birmingham (the longest route) 2 and a half hours i was on that bus for a 25 min journey

Have you ever thrown rubbish into your nextdoor neighbours garden?

Yes, he's got a pigeon loft and deserves it


Have you ever seen a neighbour naked by accident

(11-10-2010 12:28 )gazfc Wrote:  Have you ever Used to ladies toilets because the gents was too busy

No but i've walked used the ladies because they were busy

Yes someone across the street at night, they were in the kitchen with the door open & the light on, from what i could gather she was stroking something quite fast!!!

Have you ever been cought stroking sonething quite fast by a neighbour walkin past your window. (If you don't have a garden wall/fence)