Jokes

I signed up for yoga this year; turns out, I’m a natural at lying down.

How did the hackers escape the police?

They ransomware.

What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?

"Oh sheet!"

Have you heard of the band 923 Megabytes?

Probably not, they haven't had a gig yet.

What kind of classes do spiders attend?

Webinars.

Two wifi engineers got married, the reception was fantastic.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

What do you get when sunrise bends over?

The crack of Dawn.

Two guys are walking down the street and come upon a dog licking his balls.

One guy says to the other, "I wish I could do that."

The other guy replies, "I’d pet him first."

My family recently discovered Grandpa is taking Viagra.

We were all rather surprised, but Grandma has been taking it hard.