The "Pissed Off " Thread

Blackpool getting a £1bn regeneration programme... it's the bloody Supercasino all over again.

(20-10-2018 07:47 )HannahsPet Wrote:  So been 4 mini earthquakes near that fracking site and they have only been drilling for less than a week can see us having another quake soon

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho...92956.html

wish they did it next to Houses of Parliament - might wake them up a bit over Brexit!!

Pissed off at my local bus service.
Useless @#=%ing pile of sh%te.

Pissed off at my local council changing bin collections to f#@=ing fortnightly.

Pissed off with my dartboard. No matter what I do I simply cannot get it absolutely milimetre perfect straight.
I am sure it has cost me loads of points you know .
Types as if he is Michael van @#%&ing Gerwen .

(20-10-2018 21:56 )snookered Wrote:  Pissed off my dartboard. No matter what I do I simply cannot get it absolutely milimetre perfect straight.
I am sure it has cost me loads of points you know .
Types as if he is Michael van @#%&ing Gerwen .

From what I was told, you're more of a Michael Van Helsing...?

As when you get a set of darts in your hand it's a frikkin bloodbath..!!??

Pissed off at my local council changing bin collections to f#@=ing fortnightly.

Ah well you see snookered there's a simple answer to this dilemma.

If you do what I do, that is stamp up and down on your empty beer cans, and rip your cardboard into pieces, it'll fit in to a bin quite nicely.
The secret is to pretend that it is a person you despise.
I've compressed quite a lot of beer cans and ripped up a fair bit of cardboard whilst pretending it is Chris Evans's head I am stamping on, or whose throat I am throttling.

Tony bLAIR, vINCE cABLE THAT eUROPEAN jUNCKER CHAP, (sorry folks, not shouting, pressed Caps Lock by mistake, but if you think I am going to re-type that flippin' lot, er no), Nicola Sturgeon, Zoe Ball; I can vouch they are all good for stamping on.

Not only will you compact a lot of rubbish, but you will feel healthier for it.
At first do it at night when the neighbours aren't looking, and then when you get braver and bolder, you can come out as an avid re-cycling nutter like me.

Glad to be of help snookered.

(20-10-2018 23:41 )kelly1066 Wrote:  

(20-10-2018 21:56 )snookered Wrote:  Pissed off my dartboard. No matter what I do I simply cannot get it absolutely milimetre perfect straight.
I am sure it has cost me loads of points you know .
Types as if he is Michael van @#%&ing Gerwen .

From what I was told, you're more of a Michael Van Helsing...?

As when you get a set of darts in your hand it's a frikkin bloodbath..!!??

Van Helsing went after Dracula, Van Gerwen threw arras! Annoys me more when you throw a great shot and you end up with Robin Hood(one dart stuck in another)

I think perhaps you missed the subtlety of my remark..? The whole point is that helsing went after a blood sucker, hence why his darts are like a bloodbath..!

When you set you sky+ to record channel 912 (s66 main channel)thinking clare richards will be on it only to wake up the next morning to see you've recorded 3 hours of ella jolie in ugly red trousers
Fuck my life

in what way would they be ugly?

Put it this way in my opinion they was not sexy
Bright red pvc trousers she couldnt hardly move in
Something the village people might have worn
I wanted clare
Why was ella on the main channel...i dont get it