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(30-08-2018 22:18 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  Oh fuck another Loony

Welcome!

Thank you Tumble Drier; suppose you will be going out for a spin at the weekend?.

Another Loony, sadly yes. We are a bit like the freemasons; there are more of us than you would think.

(30-08-2018 22:36 )snookered Wrote:  Welcome to the forum

Thank you Snookered

(30-08-2018 23:19 )winsaw Wrote:  Where are they all coming from at the moment

Welcome but please don't post humour it's not the done thing on here, you need to be sad and angry about everything then u will fit right in

Where are they all coming from at the moment.
At night, parachutists dressed as nuns.

Thanks for the welcome Winsaw.

(31-08-2018 06:44 )babelover48 Wrote:  Did anyone mention you had to take the Trump fit & proper test before signing up?


Anyway welcome mate

Thanks for the welcome babelover48.

I would fail the Trump test on the following counts;
I don't lunch with Russians.
My hair is not long enough to blow about in the wind.
My tie doesn't hang 3 inches below my trouser waist.

(31-08-2018 07:49 )Charlemagne Wrote:  Hello foggy, welcome to the forum

Thank you Charlemagne

(31-08-2018 12:46 )circles_o_o_o Wrote:  Morning Foggy, will you be treating us to a Nora Batty thread in the celebs section?

Thank you circles_o_o_o.

will you be treating us to a Nora Batty thread in the celebs section?
Now that is a very interesting idea, very interesting indeed.
Has got me thinking about unlikely but plausible sex symbols.
I will give it a go later.

I sense a real character has turned up on here. Look forward to reading many a Mainwaring post .
Just as long as we are not all 'doomed' (in the words of Private Frazer).

(31-08-2018 17:21 )snookered Wrote:  I sense a real character has turned up on here. Look forward to reading many a Mainwaring post .
Just as long as we are not all 'doomed' (in the words of Private Frazer).

Thanks snookered for the vote of confidence.
If I fail to live upto expectations I will probably be posted to the lonely Isle of Barra, as per Pte Frazer.

Welcome to the forum.

Welcome.