The Royals

The Sun says, that Andrew been told not to go out horse riding as it looks bad if he's seen enjoying himself whilst under investigation.

shame im sure they could make it look like a riding accident

shame the game bird shooting season has just finished a hunting accident where he is shot in the face

Pictures of Prince Andrew have been posted, showing him with a large bruise below his eye.

Who's done that....
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