You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....?

(03-03-2015 14:57 )jimmyt73 Wrote:  The 9 button begins to wear out on your Sky remote.

The only button wearing out on my remote is the programme button!!

When only watching/calling reaches it's peak and you sign yourself up to a forum so you can actually start posting about them too
Then, once that seems spent, we move on to start researching the channels and Ofcom with all it's tiresome rules etc etc.
Once an abundance of well educated information is achieved, we then start posting advice for the channels Actually believing should we ever start our own channel and inject our wealth of knowledge into it's production it would definitely be the best

you think it perfectly normal to watch TV in the daytime with the curtains drawn.

(08-03-2015 12:36 )Bandwagon Wrote:  When only watching/calling reaches it's peak and you sign yourself up to a forum so you can actually start posting about them too
Then, once that seems spent, we move on to start researching the channels and Ofcom with all it's tiresome rules etc etc.
Once an abundance of well educated information is achieved, we then start posting advice for the channels Actually believing should we ever start our own channel and inject our wealth of knowledge into it's production it would definitely be the best

lol mate i understand your saying this sarcastically. but channel 960 actually offered me a legit job if i ever got down there way and needed work. oopnorth was also offered a similar position.
seems the guy behind the scenes liked the fact that we didint fall for the honey trap a lot of girls use to get there way with the producers.

(08-03-2015 11:05 )Rammyrascal Wrote:  When the first thing you say when chatting up a woman in the nightclub is "I think you should be on the babeshows"

Yeah and I've said it, my chat up line to a girl was. I think you're stunning, you should definitely be a model. She looked at me and smiled and said thank you very much which I should have left it at that but me being me decided to push it just a bit further when I said yeash you'd look great on Babestation with your's tit's out. She slapped me on the face, called me a dirty bastard and walked away. Suffice to say I never did get my hole that night but hey hoy I still managed to see Babestation when I got home so all was not lost

You walked past the Cornish pasties in Morrison's and you find your self thinking " I wonder when Preeti will do another unleashed show ? "

You make more than 600 separate posts on a forum dedicated to the babeshows.

Up to 600 is fine, but any more than that is just far too...

...awww, DAMNIT!!!

you know your 1.53 times table...

when you've got something dripping down your leg

...your remote-control's always sticky