Perfection Personified

All of the girls on all of the channels have no faults what so ever!!!! They put on phenomenal shows night after night. How dare some people even half imply that there are some girls who look less than pristine!!!!!! Shame on all who critique shows!!

Here in this thread I want you all to name the girls who you believe personify perfection.... they must adhere to the following.

Put on a great show, plenty of nice ass to cam... Nipples not necessary...

Nice show....

Filthy all night even though i did not ring....

Blah blah blah

Remember children any negative views here will not be tolerated so BEHAVE

Tori Lee is perfection personified, last night she was very busy on the phones all night and she put on a great show all night even though i went to bed at 1am

(04-04-2014 22:14 )Joey 27 Wrote:  Tori Lee is perfection personified, last night she was very busy on the phones all night and she put on a great show all night even though i went to bed at 1am

Why am I not surprised you picked Tori

Dionne Mendez Tori Lee, Jada, Beth, Kandi Kay, Tammy Oldham and Fernanda always knock it out of the park

Fair enough you don't seem to like what might perhaps be overly enthusiastic commentary.
And I'm not saying the following is you by the way, but....

There are two sides to every coin...the opposite of the posts you satirise being....?

GENERIC NEGATIVE POST :

All of the girls on all of the channels are terrible.
Except the one particular girl that I personally favour over all others.

And all of the girls whose shows stop my particular girl being on all night are obviously even more terrible.

And I'm obviously always right.
And anyone who disagrees with my opinions is obviously wrong.

And they shouldn't be allowed to challenge my opinions, no matter how offensively expressed or how lacking in any basis in reality they may be.

Because it's a forum - so all opinions are allowed.
Except the ones I don't agree with obviously.

And so in the spirit of all opinions being allowed, I shall continue to go out of my way to post unremittingly negative comments in all the threads of all the girls I do not like just for the sake of it.
But no offence meant obviously

Personally I'm not sure which of these two types of posts are worse.

But thanks for creating the thread and the opening post- made me smile.

Here's what google has to say on the matter :


Don't know which channel she's on.

^^^^ That's somewhere handy to park my bike

OK my bad - I thought the intention of this thread's author was a piss-take of a certain very prolific poster...

..but it seems to have been totally subverted by other posts taking its title literally.

The razor sharp satire against uncritical positivity is thus undermined........by positive and gushing posts of praise

Oh the bitter irony....look upon my works ye mighty and weep ....

Thus the child turns cruelly against the parent that has brought it into the world...twas ever thus.

(04-04-2014 22:21 )M-L-L Wrote:   Fair enough you don't seem to like what might perhaps be overly enthusiastic commentary.
And I'm not saying the following is you by the way, but....

There are two sides to every coin...the opposite of the posts you satirise being....?

GENERIC NEGATIVE POST :

All of the girls on all of the channels are terrible.
Except the one particular girl that I personally favour over all others.

And all of the girls whose shows stop my particular girl being on all night are obviously even more terrible.

And I'm obviously always right.
And anyone who disagrees with my opinions is obviously wrong.

And they shouldn't be allowed to challenge my opinions, no matter how offensively expressed or how lacking in any basis in reality they may be.

Because it's a forum - so all opinions are allowed.
Except the ones I don't agree with obviously.

And so in the spirit of all opinions being allowed, I shall continue to go out of my way to post unremittingly negative comments in all the threads of all the girls I do not like just for the sake of it.
But no offence meant obviously

Personally I'm not sure which of these two types of posts are worse.

But thanks for creating the thread and the opening post- made me smile.

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Too much of a 'good' thing makes you jaded. Eat your favourite meal every day and it stops being special. As I've said before, one of the only ways you could rekindle enthusiasm for these shows (and I accept that it's not a way forward that any of the channels would happily entertain themselves) would be to cut back on them - in 2003 there were two or three channels and they only broadcast from 21:00 or 22:00 until 02:00 or 03:00 (my memory's starting to fail me), and they were a breath of exciting air. Now multiple channels are on tap the whole time, and they've become part of the furniture. Less is more, we find out, yet again. The more stuff is laid out on a plate, the less you have to engage your imagination, and it's that - the sparking up of the imagination in response to a relatively small amount of stimulation - that satisfies the most.