Pick one Christmas present for each channel

Too many to list !!
In the real world we'd have no constraints ........

4k cameras for all the channels its about time they upgrade the cameras a little. Especially when my phone has a 4k screen bkw and they look like they are running pre HD some nights.

Maybe a professional porn camera man to teach these guys how to catch the girls at the best angles without giving to much away.

Maybe a set of balls for the owners of the channels to protest against ofcom a little or a high priced London lawyer to find a loophole for them to exploit. So they can get back to their best again. What's so wrong with a bit of Kissing and nipple sucking, really, when you see game of thrones. Parents can easily parental lock the channels on the settings menu.

Storm - a webstream, especially now with Georgie on there.

S66 - a new owner or creative director to reignite the passion there.

Collectively

All the channels to collectively employ a bloke with a piece of 2 by 4. Everytime a channel was taking the piss and not putting on a decent show, the man with the 2 by 4 would whack that particular boss around the head a few times. I'm sure the channels would be in order pretty soon. I would offer to do this for free.

All the Channels to find some cojones and tell Ofcom to shove it where the sun don't shine.

Individually

S66 to replace all their beds with beds of Nails, that should stop the girls lying around so much.

Babestation to return to doing some Dannii Harwood & Lucy Summers type 2-4-1's

RLC to return and bring some much needed competition to the channels.

Storm to get some better sets for the babes

Xpanded to stop their pretensions of grandeur. They need to realise they are the dung heap of the channels and will probably never be anything different.

A machine for Babestation which, whenever Mica goes on screen, automatically strips her of all of her clothes.

My Christmas present for each channel would be the permanent removal of ofcom.

Get rid of Ella Jolie

(31-12-2015 16:13 )Zai47 Wrote:  Get rid of Ella Jolie

Harsh!

storm - webstream
Studio 66 cougars - return of the dayshow
Hot and Wet - new sets
xxxpanded - return of 12pm start for freeview show
Foxxx babes - extended hours
RLC - EPG slot

(31-12-2015 16:13 )Zai47 Wrote:  Get rid of Ella Jolie

Ella to reveal she's an identical triplet....... and her other two sisters start on the channels

Xpanded - New producers who allow full nudity and interaction
Babestation - The return of nude 2-4-1s and handthong (Mica...)
Studio 66 - The departure of Ella Jolie. More standing nude sessions.