What's in your wank bank?

Top ones I always go back to:

1) Girl about eighteen or thereabouts i guess when I was young and working in Lidl; she went through the till with the trolley (which was deep and back then there was always a rush and no space to pack bags, so it all had to go back in the trolley), wearing this really loose deep-scoop light beige halter-neck top. She wasn't the prettiest thing I'd seen but she was slender with scruffy brown hair and looked like she was a dirty little minx. Anyway, when she starts bending over the end of the trolley as I'm chucking the shopping at her, there's about four inches of air between her top and her tit.... I slowed down a little bit scanning that lot through. Did I mention her mum and presumably kid brother were with her?

2) My previous neighbour's gf; buxom blonde in her late thirties with lovely big round arse cheeks - used to wear hotpants that looked more like french knickers when she mowed the lawn. She caught me watching her once or twice from my bedroom window and I'm pretty sure she knew what I was up to below the window sill but she didn't seem bothered by it. (I even stood on a chair and shot my load over the window while she was out there the one time, but she didn't see me... I think!) In maximum perv mode I even got photos of her sunbathing in nothing but a white g-string and sunnies; her tits were lush but it was when she bent over to retrieve her top and stuck her bum at my camera (unbeknownst to her!) I got a great shot of her cunt swallowing up the gusset... ....I still get a lot of mileage out of those pics.

3) All I'm gonna say is: married blonde friend in her thirties, second time I'd had her and the highlight was when her seventeen-year-old daughter walked in on us, drunk, in cami-top and batty-riders and I had just enough time to whip my finger out of her mum's cunt while she pulled up the top of her dress to cover her tits... and it was the second time that night we'd been caught! Yeah, that one keeps me cumming.

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
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I like to go onto adult works and wank off over some of the dirty escorts. The ones that like gang bangs and porn star escorts.

Brittany Wagoner, American Weed Episode 8.

Meghan Trainor's ass in the black leather skirt she wears in the Marvin Gaye video;

(skip to 1:40...)

What a body Megan Trainor or has.Amazing arse.

Little Polish hairdresser near where I live. Not the prettiest but nice pert little tits and a very firm, peachy arse. She loves to wear tight jeans or shirt skirts and on Christmas Eve she had this slutty little Santa suit on. Surprise, surprise she has a mainly male clientele even though there are far better barbers in the area.

My mates sister.

I really shouldn't say this but she is beautiful.

Long natural blonde hair,lovely green eyes,nice 34d boobs(I'm guessing) and a world class arse.

Shame she goes out with a total dickhead.

(31-12-2015 14:26 )Lolas Knight Wrote:  Little Polish hairdresser near where I live. Not the prettiest but nice pert little tits and a very firm, peachy arse. She loves to wear tight jeans or shirt skirts and on Christmas Eve she had this slutty little Santa suit on. Surprise, surprise she has a mainly male clientele even though there are far better barbers in the area.

Just saw her there looking as filthy as ever.

(31-12-2015 14:32 )rpj316 Wrote:  My mates sister.

I really shouldn't say this but she is beautiful.

Long natural blonde hair,lovely green eyes,nice 34d boobs(I'm guessing) and a world class arse.

Shame she goes out with a total dickhead.

^Often the way that. You see some really hot birds, with idiots who seems like they have the IQ of a house plant and you're left thinking what the fuck.

So true.

Such a beautiful sweet girl,I've always thought she would be great on one of the babe shows.I've imagined her on those sets,wearing sexy lingerie and..................
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I'll finish this later,I'm gonna have a wank.