The "Pissed Off " Thread

Totally pissed off with everything still but especially pissed off with myself. Can't seem to get anything done correctly today.
I am like a walking bodge machine .
Aimlessly ballsing up every damned thing I try to do . Walked into a fekkin lamp post on the way home FFS .
Broken a printer accidentally, deleted an incorrect file on computer and had to type it all again.

Still got to go out and vote yet .
Wouldn't surprise me if I drop the f#cking pencil, trip over it and break my neck .

FFS .

we all have off days snookered theres always tomorrow

(23-06-2016 19:25 )snookered147 Wrote:  Totally pissed off with everything still but especially pissed off with myself. Can't seem to get anything done correctly today.
I am like a walking bodge machine .
Aimlessly ballsing up every damned thing I try to do . Walked into a fekkin lamp post on the way home FFS .
Broken a printer accidentally, deleted an incorrect file on computer and had to type it all again.

Still got to go out and vote yet .
Wouldn't surprise me if I drop the f#cking pencil, trip over it and break my neck .

FFS .

We all have days like that where if someone bent over and said "kick me in the arse" We would still miss by a large margin. Chin up old boy

(23-06-2016 19:25 )snookered147 Wrote:  Totally pissed off with everything still but especially pissed off with myself. Can't seem to get anything done correctly today.
I am like a walking bodge machine .
Aimlessly ballsing up every damned thing I try to do . Walked into a fekkin lamp post on the way home FFS .
Broken a printer accidentally, deleted an incorrect file on computer and had to type it all again.

Still got to go out and vote yet .
Wouldn't surprise me if I drop the f#cking pencil, trip over it and break my neck .

FFS .

Chin up snookered, we all have days like this. Positive mental attitude. It's how I've coped the past few years in particular

Cheer up, snookered. Remember, we're always your friends

If that makes you feel any better

(23-06-2016 20:27 )Doddle Wrote:  Cheer up, snookered. Remember, we're always your friends

If that makes you feel any better

Careful you don't want to send him over the edge.

(23-06-2016 19:25 )snookered147 Wrote:  Totally pissed off with everything still but especially pissed off with myself. Can't seem to get anything done correctly today.
I am like a walking bodge machine .
Aimlessly ballsing up every damned thing I try to do . Walked into a fekkin lamp post on the way home FFS .
Broken a printer accidentally, deleted an incorrect file on computer and had to type it all again.

Still got to go out and vote yet .
Wouldn't surprise me if I drop the f#cking pencil, trip over it and break my neck .

FFS .

You need to break the sequence, stand up do 2 anticlockwise 360 degrees, sit down and shout "sausages". That should do it

^ That only works for pork sausages. It's 3 turns for beef.

Now look what's happened.
I went off to vote expecting a third option.

Remain.
Leave.
Sausages.

The bastards didn't have sausages on the ballot paper even after I had done the anti clockwise turns and sat down .
FFS .

^ There was no room for sausages as it turns out, what with all the turkeys voting for Christmas.