The "Pissed Off " Thread

(16-11-2018 19:14 )kelly1066 Wrote:  You don't use a whole bag of spuds for one portion of chips, nor do you use up the life of your oil for one frying either? Divide the bag of spuds up, and the cost of the oil... throw in a few pence for the electric..... 50p is a reasonable cost per portion. I'm clearly debating this with someone who does far less cooking than myself? but then that's likely what your wife is for?? lol.

Wife I should be so lucky the closest thing i have to a wife is colonel sanders you sound like you'd make a great wife

(16-11-2018 20:26 )babelover48 Wrote:  ^Air fryer? what does it run on? you got your own wind turbine in your back garden?

https://www.wilko.com/en-uk/wilko-air-fr...lsrc=aw.ds

replaced a deep fat fryer that i got rid off when i accidently topped up the oil to much and had a hot fat eruption all over my kitchen worktops and tiled floor

^^
Fucking hell i bet that took some cleaning

(16-11-2018 20:55 )HannahsPet Wrote:  had a hot fat eruption all over my kitchen worktops and tiled floor

The envy of many forum members

(16-11-2018 20:47 )goatman222 Wrote:  Wife I should be so lucky the closest thing i have to a wife is colonel sanders you sound like you'd make a great wife

I'd be far too much of a headache to be your wife....

You'd be out doing the garden & bins most evenings, then earning a crust to keep me in chips all day..... You might get the odd hand-job of a Sunday, if nothing on TV though?

Im happy with that

Just watch he doesn't conveniently arrange a power cut every Sunday.

Oops sorry goatman I accidentally gave away your masterplan

When a present arrives and a box that shouldn't rattle, fucking rattles

^hope it wasn't a bottle of Crystal Head Vodka!

Nah, but I do actually have a bottle of that, it's safely stored in a cupboard, ready to go whenever