Getting Old Is???

(28-10-2018 11:59 )babelover48 Wrote:  the one Fletcher told Blanco

Sorry babelover, I don't recall that one.

"Old couple at doctors because they weren't enjoying sex as much" It was a cracker !!!

Just getting old.

I just thought of an interesting trivia fact to post on that thread, and thinks to meself, have I already posted that, so off I goes and checks through me posts to find that I haven't. Much to my relief, I say to myself, Foggy, your'e not going daft yet.
So I returns to the Trivia thread, and now I can't remember what fact or trivia I was going to post about.

I'm not worried unduly; as a keen reader and amateur historian, I assimilate a lot of facts and a lot more nonesense in that tiny little brain of mine.
It's there somewhere, just trying to force it's way to the forefront of my mind.
If I could only defrag my brain, I would be a lot more efficient.

I saw a good twitter post the other day

' When your young you sneek out of bed to go to parties. And when your old you sneek out of parties to go to bed'

^^
Lol ive been doing that for the past ten years....im only 30

Having to change the battery in your nose hair trimmer more often...

When you realise that so many of those " old fogies "sayings are correct :-
We learn from history that we don't - G Johnson my English teacher
People individually can be reasoned with intelligently - mobs can't - my father
When you start to go to more funerals over a 5 year period than weddings- my mother
Seconds and minutes crawl - years sprint - Me
Aw Screw it ! We're all going to die sooner or later . Savour what you can for as long as you can . Enjoy the ride , appreciate the scenery and forget the bumps in the road as we won't be coming this route again .

Watching beautiful girls every night or porn has absolutely no effect on you anymore as it once did-mind you at least you can sit on a bus now and not get juddered into an erection

Watching beautiful girls whilst TRYING to get an erection

^ Or when when waking up with 'Morning Glory' becomes merely an aspiration or pipe-dream.