The "Pissed Off " Thread

Spoke far too soon bloody wind gripping my side absolute agony, only way to relieve if is to force burp, which luckily I find easy, plus taking an antacid called ENO's which I had to get off the internet because apparently chemists won't sell it as it could be used to make a bomb! You couldn't make it up, and no I don't intend to make one

(16-08-2019 18:30 )GMach1 Wrote:  Spoke far too soon bloody wind gripping my side absolute agony, only way to relieve if is to force burp, which luckily I find easy, plus taking an antacid called ENO's which I had to get off the internet because apparently chemists won't sell it as it could be used to make a bomb! You couldn't make it up, and no I don't intend to make one

i think you should take a chance and make one

Don't like loud noises!
This is truly ruining my weekend and I was supposed to go with a friend to the Postal Museum in London on his ONE day off from work on Tuesday and now that has been postponed due to my back-damn it!! On the plus side I should be okay midweek and then the following week we are going to see ANGEL HAS FALLEN at the cinema.

Got long term problems with my knees which i’ve had for many years, felt something go in my right knee and my left but also my right ankle totally swollen up so can’t walk at the moment.

120 pieces of Spam email sent this morning alone, as Graham Chapman from Monty Python once yelled I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!!

Cheer up G...got a nice little Monty Python song that’ll make you feel better...

Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!
Lovely Spam Wonderful Spam

Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am

Lovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spam!

Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam!

Bloody vikings!

those fuckers at twitter have put a low level ban on my twitter



thankfully this dont stop people seeing my tweets or replys , just stops me showing up in some search results

What did you do to get that? Their explanation is total gobbledegook to me.

Rampant tube down again