If you were a Scrooge for a day...?

What would you do to ban or ruin Christmas for others? Or What would you do to not bother with Christmas?

I would ban politics and politicians

Im Scrooge every day

I'd get the biggest goose for myself and make Tiny Tim go to ALDI

I'd go down to the Homeless shelter with a massive Christmas lunch for everyone so Jeremy Corbyn would have to go home and watch Liz on the box at 3pm.

I'd delete all of the self indulgent instagram accounts of these so called influencers and reality tv nobodies who think they're special.
The world would be a better place without them trying to peddle shitty merch and dodgy products to impressionable teens.

I would send all the MP's their P45's on Xmas Eve, then make them all sign on in the Job Centre on Boxing Day then tell them all to get 'proper jobs' no political/after dinner speaking/newspaper editors jobs allowed - ensure they are earning the minimum wage!!

(12-12-2019 21:35 )Charlemagne Wrote:  I'd get the biggest goose for myself and make Tiny Tim go to ALDI

What if ALDI is closed???? where does he go then? Morrisons??

Iceland where else, mind you it would be a hell of a trek!

If I could ban it turning into a bloody great big commercialistic jamboree I would.

But I can't.
Christmas just annoys me now.
The real meaning of Christmas is lost on too many folk.

Anyway I'd better stop before I sound like an even more miserable c#nt than I do already