The Random Life of Michael & his sexy girlfriend

Me and my sexy girlfriend watch season 1 of the while Lotus was shock to see the hotel manager was basil fawlty no less

Now I am on the safety of my bed with my sexy girlfriend and her sister as her husband on a binness trip and she get scared by herself so is in the safety of my bed she nearest the window then my sexy girlfriend then me so I am safe tomorrow we will watch season 2

Watching all her fault

After episode 1 it's clearly all her fault

I am in the safety of my bed with my sexy girlfriend watching hbo max live football multiscreen that right 4 match none stop action

As I have cctv 24/7 and top of the line security i can watch live football knowing that I am safe and not about to be murder


Edit forest and villa have score that right still the same post I have beat the system as I am typing Crystal palace have score

Luckily I a rich and can view all games and see all goals live

Edit villa 2-0 ,on the night 5-1 agg beat the system o have one post only here nothing to see move along ?

Edit real betis are 2-0 there the fourth game on my mauitscreen on hbo max only

Also only available to the rich

Edit Fiorentina have score 1-1 crystal palace

Edit real betis 2'- other team 1

Edit haif time all games

Edit Fiorentina 2-1,

Edit Aston Villa 3-0

Edit Aston Villa 4-0 game over you would think 6 minutes to go in beat the system no one else did

Edit Aston Villa 4-0 full time

Edit next day beat tge system

Me and my sexy girlfriend are now watching the miniature wife on my big smart tv

This is big news

I had a good idea I brought a new fridge and put it in my big bedroom and fill it with pepsi max

No I get night drinks cold and fast (my sexy girlfriend said i finally had a good idea) ( rude much)

Leeds are safe

Nottingham Forest are safe

West ham are down

Spurs are safe if the beat Wolves

Oh my fucking God my sexy girlfriend just woke my up and said she heard a noise coming from outside I said dont worry about it i am going back to sleep in the safety of my bed

Me and my sexy girlfriend are probably going to bed around 1am but I will be safe as it be me my sexy girlfriend and her sister and there friend so there be 3 girls between me and the window with a postable serial killer outside

Today been very busy it's my sexy girlfriend brithday

I got her sexy underwear

And a new car

Me and my sexy girlfriend stay up all night watching to much stuff on tv now we in the safety of my bed we going to sleep all day

Some one did a fake thread dont worry this thread the real one

It's cool that people are copying me

My sexy girlfriend said the other thread sucks ass

It's raining hard here luckily I am in the safety of my bed with my sexy girlfriend feel sorry for the poor who have to go out to work in the rain