Weirdest/Riskiest Place?

My mate today told me that at school he once jacked off in our common room!

Got me thinking, where is the weirdest/most risky place you've cracked one off/had sex? (no mum jokes please )

have jilled off............

in a car while going thru a macdonalds drive thru.
in front of prospective new boyfriend while parked outside my neighbour's house.
in front of a carpet fitter, to give me some extra time cover the bill i couldn't pay due to losing my purse earlier in the day......................

.........next..........!

(24-08-2012 19:10 )kelly1066 Wrote:  in a car while going thru a macdonalds drive thru.
in front of prospective new boyfriend while parked outside my neighbour's house.
in front of a carpet fitter, to give me some extra time cover the bill i couldn't pay due to losing my purse earlier in the day......................

.........next..........!

Are you for real? No one is going to top those

(24-08-2012 19:10 )kelly1066 Wrote:  have jilled off............

in a car while going thru a macdonalds drive thru.
in front of prospective new boyfriend while parked outside my neighbour's house.
in front of a carpet fitter, to give me some extra time cover the bill i couldn't pay due to losing my purse earlier in the day......................

.........next..........!

Were you that excited about your Big Mac?!

To be honest, I find these all hard to believe, but that's just me! If that's the truth:

(24-08-2012 19:16 )iamthatjack Wrote:  To be honest, I find these all hard to believe, but that's just me! If that's the truth:

Off topic, but is that Farooq in the picture from the APA?

Yes it is!

(24-08-2012 19:10 )kelly1066 Wrote:  in front of a carpet fitter

I think you may have some underlaying issues. It all seems a bit tacky...

(24-08-2012 19:23 )iamthatjack Wrote:  Yes it is!

Can't believe I still remember that lol

Also I can't believe your mate told you that? What a wanker hahaha. It's not everyday one of your mates tells you "oh yeah I wanked off in the common room" hahaha. Was he drunk or something when he told you that lol

(24-08-2012 19:10 )kelly1066 Wrote:  have jilled off............

in a car while going thru a macdonalds drive thru.
in front of prospective new boyfriend while parked outside my neighbour's house.
in front of a carpet fitter, to give me some extra time cover the bill i couldn't pay due to losing my purse earlier in the day......................

.........next..........!

Ever considered writing romantic novels Kelly ?

We had a weirdo in university who was caught wanking under the table in the cafeteria one Sunday lunchtime!